The Bono System

memviv:

Unite Synchronization (8-bit)

Unite Synchronization has always been one of my favorite Homestuck songs, so after the Unite and Synchronize flashes I got inspired to make this. Technically it’s not 100% 8-bit… I cheated a little bit with the percussion to make it sound better, but whatever. It’s still primarily 8-bit.

Original “Unite Synchronization” by Malcolm Brown.

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commanderbishoujo:

face-down-asgard-up:

kimjongthrilla:oludxra:

YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I’m not sure if this is already making its rounds on tumblr but I haven’t seen it yet so here it is. Harlem reclaiming the Harlem Shake. This is that real shit. The REAL Harlem Shake. Not that wack ass garbage that went viral. Mad props to everyone in this video, yo. I can’t stop watching it.

oh i see why the stupid meme version became so popular

the real harlem shake actually requires TALENT

ohhhh that girl in the green

now THIS is the harlem shake I grew up on

another sad horrible tale of the de-evolution of a beautiful cultural thing

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melspontaneus:

im sorry i just..

im sorry.

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chickensgloriouschickens:

King chick

(via kitten-burrito)

ladies

(via vegetablearian)

sniperrr:

grimefighter:

today i learned that martin freeman (a.k.a. young bilbo baggins) is a xenophobic little turd

this is weird

it’s even weirder because it introduces the possibility that the daily mail told the truth

i’m sure this is just the influence of the one ring, slowly turning him evil

(he’ll sail off to elfland in a few dozen years anyway)

(via arsefarter)

Ryan: Nobody treats you like I do. [licks Colin’s ear, while Drew frantically presses the buzzer to end the game]

Drew: Whoa!

Colin: [rubs his ear]

Drew: Whoa, man, whoa!

Wayne: [watches Ryan, smiling in a vaguely disgusted manner]

Drew: [dumps out half a tin of breath mints for Ryan]

Ryan: [sits back down, sucking on all the breath mints]

Colin: [mimes a “Call me!” gesture]

Drew: That picture’s so nasty they wouldn’t even post that on the internet.

(Source: magicaldeductions)

mtjester:

kurlozsantana:

kankri- social justice advocate

porrim- feminist blogger (the good kind)

mituna- 4chan

meulin- tumblr fangirl

latula- tryhard game girl

cronus- fake musician douche

kurloz- the url leads to a blank white page but the colors begin to change slowly until it’s a psychadelic mess and suddenly shockingly loud electronic autoplay kicks in. you wake up 5 hours later in your local supermarket holding a box of tangerines and a bottle of bleach

Yeah, sounds about right

(Source: quoke, via caduceator)

dirrtyflowerchild:

another reminder.

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

now i just feel like an underachiever

(Source: sinandserotonin, via caduceator)

pervocracy:

quantumblreasoning:

seanoftheundead:

I need this upgrade…I also need a hardware upgrade.

…This is just the best thing.

In Human 1.2 I would like an update to the “thirsty and also have to pee” situation.  I ought to be able to transfer assets and resolve that.

(Source: kissthulu, via qwertyempire)